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Why do birds fly suouth for the winter?
Ans: Because it`s too far to walk.

What keys cannot be put in your pocket?
Ans: Monkey, donkeys and donkeys.

First come, first seved.
Ans: 早死早超生先到者優先。

He laughs best who laughs last.
Ans: 不要高興的太早。

Where does Thanksgiving come after Christmas?
Ans: In the dictionary.

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?
Ans: "It`s Christmas, Eve."

Why does it alwys get hot after a base ball game?
Ans: Because all the fans go home.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
Ans: He wanted to go to HIGH school.

Why is the math book sad?
Ans: Because it has so many problems.

What did one wall say to the other?
Ans: "I`ll meet you at the corner."